SIGN IN
 
Zombie Profile

glubbarrrgh

glubbarrrgh
ROT or NOT
21021

96 ratings

Sex: Male
Location: Behind you
Occupation:Zombie of course, next question
Interests: Biting clawing gnawing gouging lurching and vacuum cleaners scratching


About glubbarrrgh...

Glubbarrrgh salutes you, and gnaws your grey matter playfully. Being half-zombie, half vacuum salesman (and half-pirate) and retaining some vestigial memories of his previous life, Glubarrrgh can be found wandering around department stores, clutching a henry-model vacuum cleaner. He has been observed trying to extract the brains of the living with his smiling appliance, in some kind of grotesque parody of his former career.


Sightings of glubbarrrgh

Whenever glubbarrrgh attends or plans to attend an event listed in our Crawls Calendar, they'll be added to this list.


Leave a comment
  •  

You can now use basic HTML in your comment posting! You are free to use <i>, <b>, <img>, <a>, <br>, <p>, <embed> and <object> tags.


Comments wall

1. well, life on the road was hard - I hoovered up whatever I could find
2. thanks, that’s a good idea for a costume theme

...on 16th Apr, 2008 at 4:12 PM

never mind zombie were u a drug addict as well as hoover salesman?

...on 7th Nov, 2007 at 1:19 PM

You look like the yorkshire ripper lol

...on 3rd Nov, 2007 at 5:49 PM